It seems like there are some intelligent thinkers here. i'm developing a series and order to finish i need an unaswered question of life like how did the dinosaurs die out, but i need it more um scientific or someting like that. a question that researchers have been trying to figure out for years. Maybe i'm just lazy but i can't seem to think of one, can you help me out?
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What would scooby do?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Paper or Plastic?
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Why do we have a spleen when it doesn't do anything for us?
Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to have a delivery service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Do fish sleep?
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to us." ---Gandalf
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
More importantly: Why has the Western world as we know it abandoned the mid-day break, the siesta? My students, nay, me myself, are useless after lunch!! They're either dead tired or jumpy and wired!
Cartoon Thunder
There's a little biker in all of us...
Which came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken.
Paper or Plastic? Save a plastic tree.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? Dreamtheater concert.
Why do we have a spleen when it doesn't do anything for us? Ask not what your spleen can do for you, ask what you can do for your spleen.
Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons? Yes, but they were antimatter. Who framed Roger Rabbit? Judge Doom.
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? To learn what it is that necessitated the uttering of the phrase; the ducking is a reaction to what we saw.
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? Generally they're right next to the easement - my guess is 'bending over.'
What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand? You're never gonna believe this, but of all of life's funny coincidences he was -born- with that name. I think it's Germanic. Girls named Candy become porn stars or fat people. Same concept.
Can a person with no ears wear glasses? So long as they can also wear bolts, screws, and duct tape.
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? Depends on how they died. My guess is the pee would find a way out, but consider this: They could've had a heart attack, and prostate-area clampage at whatever scared them would most certainly halt the stream!Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? That's why the good Lord made sand...and internal organs.
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Typically they come with a 10-yr warrantee. Never saw anyone check up on it though. The thinking being that with today's technology they're so well preserved and sealed that they'll only begin to heavily rot in 12 yrs anyway.
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? There are letters on a phone that correspond to the numbers whose readability is much more intuitive left-to-right and up-to-down. Before they were there the numbers on a phone went in a circle, so whaddya gonna do?
If Hooters were to have a delivery service would they have to change
their name to Knockers? Either that or Boxes. ;)
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? You breathe out of your nose without trying whenever you breathe out of your mouth - unless you're thinking about it.A
re marbles made of marble? They could be, but they're not. They're simply, well, marbled.
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Probably a fire sign. Or a Taurus.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler?" Have you ever noticed that rearranging Greg the Animator comes out to "Gorge a meth train?"
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why is chocolate ice cream brown when it's made from vanilla?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms? It lacks the ability, and for good reason. Just isn't a good place to be able to absorb that energy.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Unless they were covert or travelled back to an alternate timeline.Do fish sleep? Yes.
Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light? Current technologies only utilize about 10-12 percent (those numbers again!) of the energy they receive, on average, so even if you had the equipment and could get it moving, you wouldn't have a lot of energy going for you. What's more, travelling a single light year would get you way past Sol, but since most stars probably could help you that's irrelevant. But those panels receive light as it comes, so my estimation is that you could only -attain- and not exceed the speed.
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? If SuperMan is nearly indestructible and called the Man of Steel for obvious reasons, why does he cringe around sharp objects? X-Ray vision probably has near and far-sightedness. Unless you need special eyeballs for it.
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? Absolutely stumped. Sort of poignant that it's the last question.
Jeeze ScatteredLogical you've given these questions a lot of thought.
Pat Hacker, Visit Scooter's World.
Actually I just went down the list to be a smartass.
And I figured out the last question is irrelevant because you'd feel THE wind against your face, because even though the downwind force wouldn't be acting upon you, even STILL air becomes forceful when you drive into it. So you'd create an UPWIND by the air friction. 50mph of it =)
Is there a single unifying theory of the universe?
(I'm trying to think of some flippant comment to dissolve the gravity of this comment but I just can't)
Energy can not be created or destroyed it can only change forms.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to us." ---Gandalf
If you're rolling down the ocean on a jetski, and the wheels fall off, how many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
Purple, because ice cream doesn't have any bones.
Jeez Scattered. That sounds like a They Might Be Giants song.
Did you ever notice that the water going down a drain in the northern hemisphere circles in one direction, but in the southern hemisphere another. Does that effect our brain functions differently?
Pat Hacker, Visit Scooter's World.
why do animals release all waste when they die? cant they just keep it in, they are already dead, not like its going to hurt them.
if you went to hell what might be your punishment?
if marijuana is good for cancer patients why isnt it legal?
if america had a president who knew what he was doing would it be a better country?
Why do fire alarms tell me to push then pull all the time without a reason?
Do the signs that say slow children playing mean "Mentaly Slow children playing" or "Slow down we have retards here"?
how does the reduce speed sign know i have narcotics in my car?
why dos peter piper need pickled pepers? what the hell are they any way?
how come "judicial system" makes you sound drunk when you say it?
if i get inside the refirgerator will the light stay on when i shut the door?
Does santa really eat those cookies or is he just boxing them up and selling them? cause thats alot of cookies.
If santa can fly around the world so fast and has all of these raindeer that can fly, why isnt he a criminal? he breaks into alot of houses doesnt he?
If you could sell any part of your body for any amount you choose, would it be worth it?
who wants to eat a country flower?!
Does a sense of right make a thing RIGHT?????
Why do we use the word 'perfect' as if it can symbolize one specific thing when no one definition stays the same between any two people, let alone 6.3 billion?